I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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