READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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