Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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