I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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