i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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