Soap is not a condiment
are you so shy because you have an std?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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