? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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