I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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