The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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