Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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