Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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