sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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