Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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