After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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