In the future we'll all be gay
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Randomize
