I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
