Only a mothe r could love this liver
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I would fuck him just for his dog
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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