whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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