She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I will be naked everywhere
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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