So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Randomize
