Fine. I'll sleep in my office
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
this just has baby written all over it
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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