By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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