hell yes lets make some ravioli
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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