so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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