So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
