It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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