I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Randomize
