I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
