I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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