you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
