idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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