4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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