So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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