We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
as a side note pls kill me
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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