no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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