Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Randomize
