I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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