I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I want her autograph on my taint
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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