bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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