road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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