Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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