oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
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