Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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