the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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