ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I forgot how hot balto sounded
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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