so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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