yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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