You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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