Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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