Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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