How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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