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Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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