You just made me feel so damn special
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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