it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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